For You

A very old, dear friend of mine deleted his Facebook account. By doing this I am assuming he thinks he is cool. This is a blog to explain why he's not. And why Facebook is awesome. And why he's stupid.

1) What other sites allow you to join groups called "When I was your age Pluto was a planet", "I like watching people fall", and "If 100,000 people join, my wife will let me name our son Spiderman?"

2) You can see what your best friend and your worst enemies are doing at every single moment of every single day. Status updates are the key to being a good stalker.

3) You can click to become a fan of Where The Wild Things Are. Enough said. You left too soon. I joined for you. You're Welcome.

4) How do you expect to get up to the minute details about your upcoming high school reunion. You need to be in the know.

5) You can find old friends. And in your case, very old friends. As in age.

Come back. We need you.