Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Good Luck














Oh the travesty I am experiencing. Here are some tokens of advice that you should most definitely NOT take....considering who it is coming from.

  • Don't walk in the rain with long jeans on. This will cause a day of uncomfortableness.
  • Girls, don't lose your inhibitions. And guys, don't be unnecessary douche bags. Don't act like you don't know. Yeah....you.
  • Don't look through people's photo albums on Facebook that live in fun or exotic places. This will most likely leave you jealous of their whereabouts. Especially when they live in New York City.
  • Check the coolant levels on your car. This is probably the most important. New engines cost more than two shiny new Louis Vuittons put together. Oh the agony.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Communism


I'm being FORCED against my will to write a journal entry about global warming for an English class. Those of you who know me in even the slightest way know that this topic annoys the SHIT out of me. Let's just put it out there:

-I don't care about global warming.
-I never have cared about global warming.
-I never will care about global warming.

Actually just typing the words "global warming" five times so far in this blog makes me want to slap myself for spending precious time blogging about this when I could be blogging about....other things. Like boots.

Disclaimer: I am not an expert in this field. I have never listened to Al Gore. Don't send me hate mail (not that I have a permanent address at this point anyway). I won't open. I won't respond. Although it might be nice to get some mail.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Glacial


Here comes the cold
Break out the winter clothes
And find a love to call your own

Love, obsessed, HAVE TO HAVE this coat.
Too bad it's the price of a car payment. If you've been an asshole to me lately and would like to repent, you can find it at anthropologie.com. It would be a great peace offering. Cut to two weeks from now....if I get taken seriously, I'll probably get 65 of these delivered. Which would be a-okay.

Does anyone else have the overwhelming sense of urgency to hug the person next to you and tell them everything will be okay? Okay maybe that's just my family.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Backwards

I spent 88 percent of the weekend in my bed. 10 percent ignoring sports,
and 2 percent being irrational. Wait, reverse that.

Friday, September 18, 2009

Be Still My Heart


NEW JOHN MAYER SINGLE ART.
ahhhhhhhhh
Counting down the days.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

You're the Only Light I Ever Saw

Well hello there Fall! You're back!!! Which means usually my mood improves (not this year), my hair looks better (we'll see) and I bust out the cardigans (by default).

But most importantly this is the time of year where I welcome Mr. John Mayer back into my life. Always a permanent fixture mind you, he takes a little bit of a hiatus during the summer months. Never replaced of course....think of it as a short Caribbean vacation. I usually receive a "Someone who loves me went to Cozumel" t-shirt.

Everyone is pretty much aware of my psychotic obsession with his music. And today is the day I force myself to understand why.

I have so many wonderful, amazing, butterfly memories of my high school years. Filled with the best friends I could have ever asked for, not so much the best boys I could ever ask for, and maybe one that exceeded every expectation I had. Always an emotional wreck because of some insanely traumatic event involving some loser, or maybe the exact opposite of a loser, would leave not only me, but my friends so needy for some understanding that we could barely think straight.

Enter John Mayer. The first song I ever heard of his was "Comfortable". Go figure. Being the crazy hormonal teenage girls that we were, Kendall, Kara, and I would sit in one of our freezing cars waiting for the heater to kick on during a cloudy, rainy day and let the tears stream down our faces. This is NOT an exaggeration people. We were freaks. Or were we normal? We definitely were not numb I can tell you that much.

The lyrics have evolved and so have we...changing and growing, getting better and getting worse. Sounds incredibly stupid and girlish, but some of the worst times in my life have been made significantly better because of him.

Now if only he would fall in love with me.

Friday, September 11, 2009

Rhetoric

The art of persuasion can be extremely....well, persuasive.

Soothing, wonderful things in my life at this very second:

1. Wine down Wednesdays with my sister. Or as we like to call them, Whine down Wednesdays. Wine makes us whine. Trust me when I tell you we have LOADS to whine about.

2. My Haleigh.

3. Pumpkin Spice. Stereotypical, but true. Why does my subconscious tell me that I was the first person in history to love them? Pretty sure I was.

4. I can hear Joanne singing "Oh little Sassy, when I think of you..." through the wall. Why is she singing to her cat at midnight? Don't know, but it's comforting to the heartbroken.

5. I bought an umbrella today.

6. Two words: Jersey sheets. Who knew? I am sleeping on a t-shirt cloud.

love, t