Oh the travesty I am experiencing. Here are some tokens of advice that you should most definitely NOT take....considering who it is coming from.
- Don't walk in the rain with long jeans on. This will cause a day of uncomfortableness.
- Girls, don't lose your inhibitions. And guys, don't be unnecessary douche bags. Don't act like you don't know. Yeah....you.
- Don't look through people's photo albums on Facebook that live in fun or exotic places. This will most likely leave you jealous of their whereabouts. Especially when they live in New York City.
- Check the coolant levels on your car. This is probably the most important. New engines cost more than two shiny new Louis Vuittons put together. Oh the agony.
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