Sunday, January 4, 2009

If I Could.

In true Taylor style, I feel inclined to bitch about things I'll never change. But would if I could. I wonder what it would be like to be the rainmaker....oh Rob Thomas, I'll never get over you. Anyways, let's pretend. I'll be the Queen of America, which in turn knocks Obama back to...well, wherever he came from...and this is my beef. Can't believe I said beef.


1. If you know me, you knew this was coming. Mexican Nationals. Don't get hysterical. This is def not a racial slur. Yes, yes I'm forever thankful for the economy boost. But let's get down to business. This is solely in regards to them taking ALL my parking spaces at every single retail store in the city, AS WELL as all my beaded Banana Rebublic dresses (that were on sale by the way) and leaving nothing but a size 0. This is turn caused me to gaze longingly at the craftsmanship, then leave the store and go stick my finger down my throat in attempts to one day fit into that exact dress. Reality sets in....Not happening anytime soon. I was just in Mexico last month, and I'm here to testify that they DO in fact have pretty decent shopping. If you like leather.

2. This one is a new discovery. Seeing non-friends tagging mutual friends on Facebook. Look facebook-jeti, I'm not always in the mood to check out 25 plus pictures of ex-flames and their new love interests. I'd much rather stick a flaming hot fork down my throat. I'm sure you're wondering why I would even subject myself to these pictures. Why not just ignore it? And of course there are reasons. These pictures are like a really bad train wreck...I want to look away, I want to be speeding past the eye sore and not checking the rear view mirror...but I can't. It's pure magnet poetry. Next being the obvious explanantion...my massochistic tendencies. You know you feel the same way. Let's revolt.

3. The weather. It's January and 84 degrees. Give me enough time to wear some fedoras. Enough said.

4. The Jonas Brothers.


In other news, we are finally almost completely moved to the lake house....AND I actually found the gray Priorities prep jacket that I have hunted endlessly for. Hoorah. It's the small things in life.

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